If a man comes up to me,
I shall say you are with me.
If a man tries to kiss me,
I shall move my lips and make him miss.
But if a woman comes up to me,
I shall say what a pretty face.
And if a woman tries to kiss me,
I shall move my lips and kiss her cheek.
So when you come up to me,
Pick the cheek you want me to kiss,
Or pick how you want me to miss.
And if you are lucky,
I shall miss,
And land a kiss on your pretty lips!